tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88017235646370152712024-03-14T17:01:02.652+08:00The Diamond-drops WarehouseLo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.comBlogger162125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-28145496971870926152017-02-01T09:24:00.001+08:002017-02-01T09:27:40.872+08:00《八爪鱼口渴的代价》<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "dengxian";">《八爪鱼</span><span style="font-family: "dengxian";">口渴的代价》</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">一只八爪鱼口渴,就附在饮料自动贩卖机的玻璃窗外。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“欸,你在做什莫。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">刚刚经过的你,用手指点了点它的头,好奇地问。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“我想喝饮料。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼抬头,用水汪汪的眼睛看着你。你皱了皱眉,接着说:“可是你没有钱。”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“我可以从下面伸爪进去拿,你看。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼边伸其中一只脚进去贩卖机里,一边用楚楚可怜的眼神望着你。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“可是这样是偷东西欸。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">你再度皱眉头地说。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“可是我口渴。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼轻轻地说。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“不可以。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">说完,你从身后的内裤里抽出一把剪刀,“唰!“一声就把八爪鱼的脚剪断了。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼冷静地叫了</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">一声</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“啊”,看着你说:“可是我还有七只脚可以拿饮料。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">说完,又伸多一只进去拿罐装饮料。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">你又瞬间把剪刀拿起来,往它的脚一剪,八爪鱼的第二只脚又断在贩卖机里。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼叹了口气,缓慢地对你说:“你这么做我会很困扰。”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“那你就不要偷饮料。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">你理直气壮地说。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“可是我真的很口渴。而且又断了两只脚,很可怜。”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">看着它无辜的眼神,和在贩卖机里蠕动的两只脚,你清了清喉咙,说:“那好吧。我让你拿饮料就是了。不过,你得把你断掉的两只也拿出来送我。“</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“你要我脚做莫。“</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼疑惑地问道。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“可以那来做章鱼烧。“</span> <o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼倒抽一口气,但故作镇定。“嗯,好吧。“</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">说完,就把两只脚先拿出来,递到你的手上。你左右手各拿一只脚,开心地用他们来拍手叫好。”</span>Ngaaaa~ hahahahahahaha~~~~~”<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼接着就飞快地从贩卖机里抽出一罐饮料,把它卷到了身边。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“嘿!你们在做什么!”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">一名保安人员看见,迅速跑过来喝止。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“我。。。要喝饮料。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼还是很淡定地说。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“我刚刚看到你是从里面偷出来的。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">保安人员说。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“啧,你做人干嘛那么斤斤计较。人家八爪鱼口渴,脚又断了两只,你就不能行行好,放人家一马吗?“</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">你一边用八爪鱼的两只脚当围巾缠绕你的颈部,一边为八爪鱼辩护。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">保安人员想了想,就开了个条件:“那。。。给我两只脚我就放你走。“</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼再度倒抽一口气,踉跄倒退两步。“那我不就只剩四只脚。。。“</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">它心想。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“嗯。条件合理。“</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">你说,随后又把剪刀抽出来,做状对着空气剪了两下。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“可是如果我只剩四只脚的话,我会很难行动。“</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">八爪鱼说。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“你都傻的,四只脚还不够多?我们人类两只脚,嘛不是可以跑到死鬼快。“</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">你不耐烦地说。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“那。。。好吧。“</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "dengxian"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: DengXian; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">说完,你就把八爪鱼另两只脚剪短,交到保安人员手上。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-69692894160059577692017-01-01T16:27:00.001+08:002017-01-01T16:30:06.082+08:00《加入不了27俱乐部》<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">其中在</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">1970</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">年与世长辞的,包括美国传奇吉他手吉姆·亨德里克斯(</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Jim
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</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">和摇滚女王珍妮丝·贾普林(</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Janis
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</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">(</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Jimi Morrison</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">)也相继在隔年和离开世间。</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">“</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">27</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">俱乐部</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">
</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">(</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">27 Club</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">)”诞生了。它实际上并非一个俱乐部的成立,只是一个用来统称那些在</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">27</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">岁去世音乐人的流行术语。</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">就这样,这名称一路从八十年代到九十年代,被沿用至今。照估计,这三十多年来,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">27</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">俱乐部的成员,几乎增加了</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">40</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">多位!当中包括了在</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">1994</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">年去世,红遍全球的摇滚乐团</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Nirvana</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">主唱科特·柯本(</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">Kurt Cobain</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">)。</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">因为她对我的影响堪深。我自小接触古典音乐,也偏向于多愁善感的抒情乐曲。自从接触了她的灵魂音乐后,我疯狂地爱上她那种脱了缰的野马的潇洒。</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">她的音乐,更改变了我的一生的价值观。在拘谨的成长环境下,很多时候我们都封闭自己。透过怀恩豪斯的音乐,我学会了解放,学会了过着坦荡荡的生活,不再只以好人形象和社会打交道。</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">不知不觉中,我也迈入了</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">27</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">岁。那是我健康最不理想的一年。从心跳不规律,胆固醇超标问题,到左半身失去知觉,问题一个个接踵而来。有时躺在床上翻来覆去,在听到自己心跳之余,我常会猜测是否自己有这个荣幸,加入“</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">27</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: "simsun"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;">俱乐部”?虽然害怕面对死亡,但想到这点倒是挺让我兴奋的。</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-64949769324382465182015-07-15T22:47:00.004+08:002015-07-15T22:47:43.853+08:00《考古非较量速度的竞赛》<div class="ecxMsoNormal" style="background: white; color: #444444; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.2999992370605px; margin-bottom: 1.35em;">
<span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">自约旦的佩特拉(</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">Petra)<span lang="ZH-CN" style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">在十九世纪被发现以来,考古工作到目前为止只完成了估计范围的约</span>10%<span lang="ZH-CN" style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">。已出土的遗迹包括了主要通道,蓄水池和凹洞,以及在玫瑰色山岩上开凿的卡兹尼宫殿。也就是说,仍有九分之八的古城有可能还被层层厚土覆盖着。</span></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">佩特拉古城的考古工程让我想起了去年九月的傌莫布秧河谷(</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">Lembah Bujang<span lang="ZH-CN" style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">)之旅。位于吉打州的傌莫布秧河谷算是国家历史的摇篮,有着大概</span>1<span lang="ZH-CN" style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">,</span>500<span lang="ZH-CN" style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">年的历史。当时我和几位友人到访了双溪峇都(</span>Sungai Batu<span lang="ZH-CN" style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">)的古迹挖掘现场,并从资料板上得知某大学考古队在那区的工作已进行了约四年。其中一名友人皱了眉头,说:“怎么用了这么长的时间才挖出这点东西? ”由于当时大家抱着一种走马看花的心情,所以我也找不到切入点与他分享我的看法。</span></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">我不是考古专家(虽然曾经想申请就读考古科,但是因我在大学预科班时没有报考地理科而错失这个机会),但透过阅读和观看</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 25.5599994659424px;">考古</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">纪录片,我对这项专业还算是略知一二。考古学里,最讲究严谨的挖掘程序和技术。举个例子,以传统方格网系统进行考古工作,就是要透过一格格再顺着地面一层层挖掘。这是为了避免在过程中破坏古物或建筑。有新发现的时候,专家还必须透过科学程序去了解古迹或古物的的意义。其他影响考古进度的因素包括经费和人力缺乏等专业范围外的问题。</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">最近在机缘巧合的情况下,我结识了一位在双溪峇都挖掘工程的团负责人。她说,大马考古学现在所面临最大的挑战,其实是缺乏热忱的考古学家。有许多学生只是抱着好玩的心态报考考古学,却没有深入了解这项专业的意义。直到他们正式进入实地考古才发现当中的挑战。</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">“虽然我们不乏科学仪器来探测埋藏在地底下的古迹和文物,但是很多时候还是得靠劳力来解决的。在考古界里,铲子,毛刷,畚箕才是我们最大的武器。”她说。</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">在确定地理位置后,考古学家和雇佣工人的职责,就是从早到晚不停地挖。不管是艳阳高照还是风吹雨打,他们都得在各种状况下不断地挖掘。很多考古学的学生因此吃不消而半途而废,这也导致考古领域里的人才逐渐变少的趋势。</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">“就算我们挖到一堆铺满全地的石砖,我们还是得继续往下挖,因为石砖底下可能埋藏着更多傌莫布秧河谷文明的秘密。”她解释。</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">凭着考古团队坚强的意志力,双溪峇都挖掘工程在过去的七年内挖掘出一个疑似与宗教相关的石砖建筑物,好几个码头和一个大型的古代炼铁厂。这项或许能够改变东南亚历史的新发现,更引起国际考古和历史界的注目。</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="color: #222222; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 22.7199993133545px;">有的人说,考古之所以进度缓慢是为了不让具有佛教及印度文化色彩的傌莫布秧河谷历史还原,并动摇国家的历史根基。是否有这个政治意图的存在,我没资格任意断定。不过我想说的是,不管是在傌莫布秧河谷还是在佩特拉古城,考古真的不是一项在比速度的玩意儿。</span></div>
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-23308300395582797882015-07-15T22:45:00.003+08:002015-07-15T22:45:46.980+08:00《黑武士和老灰的回忆录》<div class="ecxMsoNormal" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.2999992370605px; margin-bottom: 1.35em;">
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">八年前,为了准备一趟为期十一天的砂拉越</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">州</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">古晋之旅</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">,我买了一双凉鞋。忘了是在哪间鞋店买到它,也忘了它的价格,但我最记得的,就是当时对这双黑色新鞋寄予厚望。由于那是我第一次挑战体力极限的旅行,所以希望它能够在跋山涉水活动中助我一臂之力。</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;"><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">虽然旅途中几乎天天狂风暴雨,但是这新凉鞋似乎给了我双腿一股神秘力量,让我充分发挥攀岩走壁翻山越岭各本领。除了帮助我完成仙女洞(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Fairy Cave</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">与风洞(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Wind Cave</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">的探险,它还让我顺利完成了在巴哥国家公园(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Bako National Park</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)的六小时远征。</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;"><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">我人生中第一次的个人背包之旅,也献给了这双黑凉鞋。它就像是守护着我的武士,伴我走遍泰国合艾市中心</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">(Hatyai)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">、宋卡市</span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">(Songkhla) </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">、博他仑府(</span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Phattalung</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)和周边的郊区。我和它之后也去了辽国永珍(</span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Viantiane</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)和琅勃拉邦(</span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Luang Prabang</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">),见证了著名的湄公河和法国殖民时期留下的凯旋门。</span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;"><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">我对老灰的感觉,好比一个父亲跟课业表现不良的孩子,对亲生骨肉感到些许失望却还是不得不疼惜他。在这四年里,我还是带着这双灰凉鞋走遍台湾各地</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">、</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">沙巴州亚庇(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Kota Kinabalu</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">、</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">根地咬(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Keningau</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)和丹南(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Tenom</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)等内陆地区,泰国曼谷(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Bangkok</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)和吉兰丹州哥打巴鲁(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Kota Bharu</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)等城市和郊外。别看它一副老态龙钟的样子,老灰也曾步入霹雳州玲珑谷(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Lenggong Valley</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)历史悠久的一些岩洞,和在吉打州布秧谷(</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">Bujang Valley</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">)的考古遗迹留下鞋印。</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;"><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">虽然对老灰不怎么满意,但是我始终没有将它抛弃。即使外层鞋底剥落,我在日常生活中还一直穿着它。直到去年十一月,老灰的寿命随着其织带的断裂来到了尾声。那时的我,正穿着它在大山脚某见购物中心里闲逛。买了一双便宜的夹角拖鞋应急后,我握着又残又旧的老灰来到垃圾桶旁。一想到自己即将把它丢掉,心里一股莫名的伤感和不舍顿时涌上心头。拍了张照片留念后,我还是亲手结束了它的生命。</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;"></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;"><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">黑武士和老灰是在这八年里的各种旅途中扮演着重要的角色。刚开始接触背包旅行时,黑武士是我精神上的支柱。老灰接棒后,它似乎让我明白,我已不再需要依赖所谓的神秘力量来完成旅行。</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;"><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u><u style="line-height: 22.7199993133545px;"></u></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 18.3999996185303px;">到目前为止,我还没有想要为自己添购一双新凉鞋。不过,在夜深人静的时候,我还是会幻想我下一双凉鞋将会是什么样子,有着怎样的‘性格’,又会陪伴我完成哪些旅程,来创造出属于它自己的回忆录。</span></div>
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-67959908451457881252015-07-15T22:42:00.000+08:002015-07-15T22:44:40.986+08:00《重新认识忙碌的美好》<pre style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Segoe UI', 'Segoe UI Web Regular', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Helvetica Neue', 'BBAlpha Sans', 'S60 Sans', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.2999992370605px; white-space: normal;">忙碌,对我来说曾经是一对很恐怖的字眼。 </pre>
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能够花上几小时阅读报纸、学术文献和做笔记,对我来说是件多么幸福的事。除了能够从中找到有助我在文化研究工作上的资料,阅读其他方面的文章也让我增广见闻。 </pre>
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我现在过的生活,虽然和在报界打拼时的生活一样繁忙,但是多了一份享受。</pre>
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-55719752422071095392015-01-01T23:47:00.000+08:002015-01-01T23:54:33.588+08:00《隐形制度下消费文化》<div class="ecxMsoNormal" style="background-color: white; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 15.1999998092651px; line-height: 21.2999992370605px; margin-bottom: 1.35em;">
<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 15.1999998092651px; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">在德川幕府时代,日本严格地实行了阶级制度。从贵族,武士,农民到商人和最卑微的部落民,各阶级在当时的封建社会里扮演着不同的角色。透过这样的制度,幕府把</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 15.1999998092651px; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">人民的<em style="line-height: 21.2999992370605px;"><span style="font-style: normal; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">阶级</span></em>流动自</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 15.1999998092651px; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">由</span><span style="font-size: 15.1999998092651px; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">减到最低。这样除了能够确保持社会稳定,让人民安守本份地执行职责,也能有效地维护了幕府的政治力量。</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">在十九世纪前,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">阶级制度的实施大大影响了</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">日本的消费文化。有些只配得上贵族的东西,是低下阶层所买不到的。市面上有些商品也只有武士才能购买,低等的农民不能合法拥有。</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">随意购买不属于自己阶级的物品</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">,就是一种挑战社会现状的</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">行为</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">。轻则遭人冷眼相待,重则被处罚。</span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;"></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">以现代人的标准去看待这样拘谨的消费文化,我们会不禁觉得令人难以置信。连购买物品都要受到法律限制,这点更是令人难以理解。</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">倘若我们认为日本阶级制度就是剥夺了人民消费自由的最大因素,或许我们就会觉得</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">资本主义的存在给予了我们</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">消费自由。要有钱就努力赚钱,赚到钱就能够依照自己的喜好随意消费。在世俗理念上,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">钱就是人生最大的保障。</span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; font-family: 宋体; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;"></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">京都市</span><span style="font-family: SimSun;">六</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">十公里外的近江舞子电车站附近</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">天空突然下起绵绵细雨。在那里溜达将近两个小时的我,早已饥肠辘辘,多么希望能够找间小吃店,一边享用美食,一边等雨停。</span><br />
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">要在那尽是大片稻田和淡水湖的小地方找个食堂或餐厅并非易事。在雨中步行了十分钟后,我才找到一间挂着</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">“拉面”布条的小店铺。走近一看,才发现这家店已关门大吉。我心想,要在这个人烟稀少的小乡做生意不是件简单的事吧?</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">或许是因为运作成本过高才导致他们结束营业?就这样,各种因素就这样在我脑里闪过。</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">我又冒着雨,往远处的加油站奔去,希望能够在它的小卖部里买到面包和饭团来充饥。在这时,已冷得打哆嗦的我在加油站对面发现了一间窄小的独立式店铺。它门口旁摆着用日文写着“蛋糕和面食”的木制招牌。一想到不用啃小吃来填饱肚子,我顿时兴奋起来,并带着满怀期待的心情踏入那间店。</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">店里没有顾客,也没有招待员。现场一片宁静,耳里听到的只是打在屋顶上的雨滴声。在我感到失望实之际,远处传来了一声雄壮的</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">“欢迎光临”。两个年约三十至四十岁的男子从酒吧柜台出来打招呼。原本死气沉沉的店,在他们开了暖炉和播放黑胶唱片后,渐渐散发出一股结合了慵懒和活力里奇妙感觉。</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">餐厅设计非常独特,透光的窗口摆满着各类空酒瓶,厨柜和墙上也贴满着各类怀旧美国艺人海报。最独特的,还是它的手写菜单</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">。在一张单薄的纸写上密密麻麻的文字来介绍食物,挺符合他们抒情摇滚浪子形象的。</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">聊了聊会儿,才发现原来这两个从小长大的好兄弟曾经在东京著名企业当过白领,但由于受够了城市里机械式的人生,才决定一起回乡。</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">他们坦言,虽然顾客不多,但是只要妥善控制成本,还能够维生。他们也会不定时到各地演奏吉他来维持生计。总而言之,他们现在所做的一切,都不再是为了赚大钱。</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">其中那位长发浪子说:“人生中有几十年拼过的经历就好,不需要一辈子这样痛苦地过着。</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">“当人生目标渐渐模糊,或许就是你应该回到原点重新出发的时候了。”他的这句话,更让我在回国后,重新检讨自己的人生。</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun;">期间,我在对话中也提起了那间已停止营业的拉面店。长发浪子笑言:“那对夫妇停止营业是为了好好享受晚年!他们正准备着下个月的北海道之旅!”</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-81502669918699348832014-07-16T18:02:00.001+08:002014-07-16T18:23:49.902+08:00《诚意的道歉》<br />
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在一个夜黑风高的夜晚,你拎着一篮玉米干来到了家园外的鸡寮。<br />
郁闷的你,慢慢地从篮子里抓了几把玉米干撒到地上。<br />
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那些眼睛发出绿光的小鸡看到食物,慢慢走出鸡寮。一个个都以恐惧的眼神望着你。<br />
“今天爸爸没有要杀你们。放心吃吧。” 你对小鸡们说。小鸡们吐了口气,飞快地冲向撒满整地的玉米干。<br />
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从鸡寮里最后一个出来的,是鸡娘。<br />
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鸡娘甩了甩头,让一阵晚风把盖在头上的黑色薄纱吹走。<br />
她用她迷蒙的眼神看了你两秒, 说:“是你。”<br />
你点头。<br />
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“杀鸡凶手怎么今天会派你来。” 鸡娘问。<br />
“请你不要这样叫我爸爸。” 你似乎有点生气了。<br />
鸡娘慢步走到你的身边,问:“难道不是吗。你不是也很理解我的丧子之痛吗。”<br />
“再怎么说,他还是我爸爸。请你在我面前,也至少尊重他一下。”<br />
“好了不聊这个了。” 鸡娘打断话题。“好久没见你了。好不容易来到这里,怎么却闷闷不乐的。”<br />
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你吸了一大口气,说:“爸爸要我学飞。”<br />
“又来?他这个疯狂的要求已经害死你的哥哥和姐姐了。他还要你步他们后尘?” 鸡娘替你打抱不平。<br />
“他说会飞的孩子才有出人头地的一天。” 你解释。<br />
“那你叫他飞啊!” 鸡娘喊。<br />
“虽然我不曾看过,他说他能飞,而且每年年底都会飞一次。” 你说。<br />
“荒缈!” 鸡娘很快地打岔。<br />
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你望着天空,自言自语地说:“如果我能飞就好。爸爸一定会很开心的。”<br />
鸡娘望着你,说:“你真是个好娃儿。你爸爸不懂得珍惜你是他的损失。”<br />
你,轻轻叹了口气,又撒多一把从篮子里拿出来的玉米干。<br />
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“你真的。。。很想飞?” 你娘突然问道。<br />
你望着鸡娘,很认真地点头。<br />
“就飞一次给你的爸爸看?” 她又问。你还是很认真地点头。<br />
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“我。。。能帮你。” 鸡娘一边清了清喉咙,一边说。<br />
“你教我飞?” 你突然提高声量。小鸡们突然都望向你和鸡娘。<br />
“啊,小声点,孩子们不懂我会飞。” 鸡娘急忙小声地说。她随后东张西望地一会儿,便对你说:“跟我来。” 说完,便带你来到距离鸡寮比较远的空地。<br />
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“我不能教你飞。可是我可以带你一起飞。不过对于我会飞的能力,你一定要保密。” 她说。<br />
你连续点了好几次头,脸上露出了微笑。<br />
鸡娘把翅膀敞开,头仰天空。只见她的翅膀渐渐变大变宽。<br />
“你是老鹰?” 你很惊讶。<br />
“我是鸡。是长得有点像老鹰的鸡。我妈妈也没有背叛我爸爸。这点你给我记住。" 鸡娘突然严肃起来。<br />
“哦。”<br />
“好吧。我会撑着你,把你飞到你家门口让你爸爸看你在夜空中飞行。” 鸡娘说。<br />
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说完便豪不费力地把你举起来往上飞。<br />
“啊,我飞起来了! ” 你兴奋地笑着说。<br />
“好好享受吧。” 鸡娘也笑着说。<br />
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飞到了家门前,却看不到你的父亲。<br />
“他去了哪里呢?我们去后院看看。” 你对鸡娘说。<br />
绕完了整间家,仍然看不到父亲的踪影。<br />
“这么晚了,他去了哪里。真奇怪。” 你困惑地问。<br />
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突然,在远处,你看见了一群麋鹿在月亮下飞过。<br />
“麋鹿?” 你质疑地问。<br />
“我们过去看看。” 鸡娘说完就飞向月亮。<br />
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“真是是麋鹿,会飞的麋鹿啊!” 你兴奋地对鸡娘说。<br />
当你们越过麋鹿时,看见了驾驶座上竟坐着一个人。<br />
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“。。。爸爸?” 你震惊了。<br />
突然,你整个身体失去重心,便以飞快的速度往下坠。<br />
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“娃儿!” 鸡娘尝试飞下去接着你,然而一切已经太迟了。<br />
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鸡娘为了不让那男人认出自己,只好飞快逃离回鸡寮。<br />
她回到鸡寮后,就一直把黑纱盖到头上。从此,再也没有任何生物看过她的样子了。<br />
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就在同一个晚上,一份礼物从天而降,降到了你那头破血流的尸体旁。<br />
精致的礼物盒上还附加上一张卡片,写着:<br />
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完Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-27914359974476835142013-12-12T22:40:00.002+08:002013-12-13T21:20:22.180+08:00《轨道上的芭蕾舞女》<br />
虽然你在某餐厅当古典吉他手已经五年了,你的存在,对客人来说其实可有可无。<br />
带着失落的心情,你背着吉他来到了铁路旁,准备寻死。<br />
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忽然间,在不远处,你发现一位芭蕾舞女在铁道上翩翩起舞。<br />
原本已经坐在铁路旁的你,站了起来,走向那位看似跟你同龄的芭蕾舞女。<br />
“请问。。。” 你尝试与她聊天。<br />
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原本陶醉在自己的世界的芭蕾舞女,突然发现你才身边,就暂停舞蹈,对你笑了一下。<br />
“你。。。为什么在这里跳舞?” 你有点胆怯地问。<br />
芭蕾舞女又露出了阳光般的笑容,说:“我在等着观众的到来。”<br />
“观众?” 你充满疑惑地问。<br />
她用力点点头,接着说:“就等火车上的乘客看我表演。”<br />
“这怎么可能。火车会撞上来的,太危险了。” 你说。<br />
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芭蕾舞女摇摇头,笑着说:“火车会停下的。乘客也会下来观赏我的舞蹈。”<br />
你愣了一会儿,似乎对她的想法感到有兴趣。“真的吗?”<br />
她点了下头,说:“相信我,这里能够成为你的舞台。我可是在这里表演足足八年了呐。” 说完,便给于你一个肯定的微笑。<br />
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你吸了一口气,便把吉他提起,坐在铁路上。<br />
你望了她一眼,她对你点了点头,以示鼓励。“火车就快来了,祝福你演出成功。”<br />
你轻轻地弹了一个轻松的旋律,芭蕾舞女也随着音乐再度起舞。<br />
“他们来了,你听到了吗?” 她一边跳舞,一边对你说。<br />
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火车轰隆隆的声音渐渐逼近,她继续鼓励你:“闭上眼睛吧!好好的享受这场属于你的音乐会。”<br />
虽然内心感到害怕,但是你很投入地跟着指示。<br />
“这是我的舞台,这是我的舞台。” 你不断地告诉自己。<br />
旋律的速度,也随着火车到来的鸣声跟着加快。<br />
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你,完成了你的演奏。<br />
火车, 停了下来。<br />
乘客们也下车了。<br />
大家都望着你。<br />
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你张开了眼睛看着大家, 发现他们有的捂着嘴,有的别过头去,有的投入身边伴侣的怀抱中。<br />
芭蕾舞女走到了你的身边,对着你耳边细语:“瞧,大家都被你的演奏感动到了。” 说完,便往你脸上轻轻一吻。你,也留下了感恩的眼泪。<br />
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“老板,你看!” 隔天,侍应生惊慌失措地把一份报纸递给你的餐厅老板。<br />
对于一篇新闻,餐厅老板露出了晴天霹雳的表情。<br />
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“一名26岁男子被一列火车撞死,尸体面目全非。<br />
“死者身边也有一把被撞烂的吉他。<br />
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”八年前在相同的案发现场,一名26岁女芭蕾舞者也曾经在类似的意外中成轨道亡魂。”<br />
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完Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-39352288457781425332013-12-09T13:40:00.004+08:002013-12-09T14:21:31.768+08:00《无法理解的性感》(有关咖啡精的一些故事背景, 请阅 《性感妖精的法力》<a href="http://ddwarehouse.blogspot.com/2013/11/blog-post_18.html">http://ddwarehouse.blogspot.com/2013/11/blog-post_18.html</a>)<br />
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“那很厉害。所以你会制造咖啡豆吗。”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">男子继续跟你确认。</span></div>
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this is not what I want.”</div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">到底是怎样的,你告诉我。我是妖精,什么</span>pose
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“妹妹来,把这个套上就可以去学校了。” 你老公把一件裤子交到女儿手上。<br />
“这是什么?要套在哪里?” 年幼无知的女儿问。<br />
“这是裤子,用来套在头上的。” 你老公向女儿解释。“来,爸爸教你穿。”<br />
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“你在做什么。” 这时,手里捧着一叠衣服的你经过。<br />
“你为什么把裤子套在妹妹头上?” 你追问。<br />
老公清了清喉咙,头别到另一边去。<br />
你丢下了手中的衣服,冲进房间 对女儿说:“妹妹,把裤子拿下来给妈咪。” 说完伸手等女儿把裤子交到你手上。<br />
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“这个家,什么都只能听你的。” 老公突然冒出了一句话。<br />
“什么?” 本来正要离开的你,突然转身走到老公身边。<br />
“我给妹妹裤子,到底有什么错。” 老公说。<br />
“把裤子套在头上,你要我们家女儿上学被人嘲笑吗?” 你提高声量说。<br />
“那为什么你不替我生个儿子!” 这时老公站了起来,对你怒吼。<br />
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你无言。裤子从你手中滑落下来。眼角也慢慢留下了眼泪。你看着你老公, 咬紧牙根说:“所以生不出儿子是我的错。我一个人的错。”<br />
站在一旁的老公静静不出声。<br />
“我知道了。你以后可以去跟别的女人生。” 说着就擦了眼泪,接着说:“我会尽快叫我的律师处理离婚手续的。”<br />
“老婆!” 老公抓着你的手,对你喊。<br />
“放开我!” 你狠狠地把你老公的手甩开,然后背对着他,冷静地说:“妹妹上课要迟到了。”<br />
“妹妹我们走。” 说完,就把搁在床边的长裙套到你女儿头上,一边擦泪,一边拖着她离开房间。<br />
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完Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-66548363712419298402013-11-29T14:01:00.003+08:002013-12-03T14:32:50.187+08:00《白狮之恋》<br />
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-59150773207397520892013-11-21T21:51:00.000+08:002013-11-22T23:37:09.148+08:00《贵妇理发师的悲剧》<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
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"<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun;">欢迎光临。</span>" <span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun;">一个充满贵气的丰腴妇女微笑着对你说。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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"<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun;">我想要把头发修短。</span>" <span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun;">你细语。</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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"<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun;">没问题。</span>" <span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun;">贵妇突然把你抱起来放到椅子上。他接着对着镜子中的你说:</span>"<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun;">可是进到来的都要剃光头。</span>"<o:p></o:p></div>
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"<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun;">还未完成理发的顾客是不能离开的唷。</span>" <span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun;">贵妇说,手里开始提起剪刀,在你头上摆动。</span><o:p></o:p><br />
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<span style="font-family: SimSun; font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Courier New";">"<span lang="ZH-CN">这由不得你。</span>"<span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color: black;"> </span></span><span lang="ZH-CN">贵妇提高了声量。</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Courier New";">贵妇含泪望着你答:</span><span style="font-family: SimSun; font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Courier New";">"<span lang="ZH-CN">用来做发菜糕。</span>"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Courier New";">她突然抓着你的手,接着说:</span><span style="font-family: SimSun; font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Courier New";">"<span lang="ZH-CN">我给我老公吃了足足两年的发菜糕,病情仍然没有好转。求求你,帮帮我!</span>"<span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color: black;"> </span></span><span lang="ZH-CN">贵妇又突然跪了下来。</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: SimSun; font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Courier New";">"<span lang="ZH-CN">我能给你头发,可是为什么一定要我剃光头呢?</span>"<span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color: black;"> </span></span><span lang="ZH-CN">你说完便把她拉起来。</span><o:p></o:p></span><u1:p></u1:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: SimSun; font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Courier New";">"Law<span lang="ZH-CN">来的这个,我抽到签就是这么写着的。如果不愿配合的客人,我就得把他们给杀了。</span>"<span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color: black;"> </span></span><span lang="ZH-CN">贵妇说。</span><o:p></o:p></span><u1:p></u1:p></div>
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-83833660945690521882013-11-18T11:55:00.000+08:002013-11-18T13:28:24.217+08:00《性感妖精的法力》你是从巴西运进日本的咖啡。<br />
不知为何,你就这样在神社附近的竹林被遗弃了100多年。<br />
你吸收了竹林里生物的精华,终于变成了一个名为咖啡精的妖怪。<br />
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你化身为一位拥有古铜色肌肤,高挑身材的长发美女。<br />
赤裸的你,慵懒地从地上爬起来,自言自语地道:“唔~ 我怎么全身裸体。” 便开始抚摸自己的身体。<br />
“太赤裸了,我不习惯。一定要找什么东西穿穿。” 你狐媚地甩了甩头发,便走出丛林。<br />
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你走到神社附近,就突然很开心地说道:“嗯,找到东西穿了。”<br />
随后就捡起地上的一双5寸高的高跟鞋。<br />
“嗯~穿了这个就不会感到赤裸了。这样穿让我很sexshy。” 说完就马上套到脚上,开始练习走猫步。<br />
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这时,一个雪白色肌肤的裸体美女也出现了。<br />
“嗯~~~你是谁?” 你问道,并且不停地自己在那里深呼吸。<br />
“我,嚄~是奶精。你呢,唔?” 对方回应,忍不住自己抚摸自己曼妙的身体。<br />
“我,” 说着说着就突然蹲了下又站起来,把手指放到嘴角边:“...是咖啡精。”<br />
“嗯,看来你也是跟我一样sexshy的妖怪。” 奶精一边说,一边把玩自己的头发。<br />
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同时也穿上高跟鞋的奶精,性感地走到你的面前,问道:“那,sexshy的你,最厉害什么?”<br />
“摆很sexshy 的pose.” 你突然把右脚抬高,架在身边木篱笆,甩了下头发,用迷蒙地眼神回答。<br />
“我是说法力。” 奶精轻轻地双手架在腰上,不屑地问。<br />
“原来。” 说完便把双手抬起,接着说:“那sexshy的你,仔细看看吧。”<br />
说完就开始从双腋下狂喷咖啡豆,时不时发出叹息声。<br />
“这个法力很sexshy一下。” 奶精称赞道。“可是很多现代人都买方便冲泡的咖啡精。他们,应该不会爱你吧。我可是会喷奶精的唷。” 说完就也把双手提起,从腋下狂喷奶精。<br />
你不甘示弱,回呛:“我,嗯,也会喷咖啡精。” 然后也开始喷咖啡精。<br />
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天空突然变灰,一下子就下起大雨。<br />
在神社前狂喷咖啡精和奶精的你们,突然变成了一杯2-in-1 即溶咖啡。<br />
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这时从神社旁的竹林另外一个方向冒出了一个半透明的身材高挑长发裸体美女。<br />
她用着交叉慵懒的步伐,慢慢走到那杯咖啡,蹲下来对他们轻声细语说:“虽然很sexshy, 可是你俩都是 baka (笨蛋)。” 说完就用脚上穿着的高跟鞋把整杯咖啡踢翻。<br />
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“糖小姐,看过来!” 一堆男人在远处,拿着相机对着半透明美女喊道。<br />
半透明美女站了起来,全裸背对着那群男人,突然转头,以很无辜地表情,地说:“嗯~叫我吗~”<br />
男人们狂按相机快门。“Oh, sweety,come! come!”<br />
然后那群男人从此患上糖尿病。<br />
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“还是我的法力最sexshy。” 说完便大笑,慢慢消失在竹林间。<br />
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《完》Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-69331067790750470122013-11-11T20:08:00.003+08:002013-11-11T20:18:42.870+08:00《牛妈的真实身份》<br />
牛妈始终躲不过被送入宰杀场的命运。<br />
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为了避免牛仔有着相同的凄惨下场,牛妈把它安排居住在一间叫作“水牛之家”的孤儿院。<br />
“你要好好地学习水牛的所有生活习俗。从今天起,你不再是牛,你是水牛。Buffalo。” 你离开前对孩子说。“来,模仿水牛的叫声给妈妈听。”<br />
牛仔清了清喉咙,发出了微弱的 “哞” 声。<br />
“一点都不像。” 说完,就转身对孤儿院负责人水牛神婆说:“请你务必让牛仔学会当一头出色的水牛。”<br />
“我会的。我不会让人类把他带走的,你放心。” 水牛神婆说完就上前与牛妈拥抱。<br />
“谢谢你。那么我走了。你们保重。” 说完,又转身对孩子说:“再见了,我亲爱的孩子。” 说完,就含着泪离开。<br />
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这一天,牛妈来到了宰杀场报到。<br />
很多牛都正在在排队拿号码。<br />
“啊,我人生就这样结束了啊。” 你对自己说。“也好,是时候和老公团圆了。” 你回想起当年人类如何宰杀你老公,把他的肉做成汉堡包。<br />
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所有正在排队的牛只中,一些身体发抖,一些忍不住流泪。唯独你是冷静的。<br />
“牛大姐,难道你不怕死吗?” 排在你后面的牛小妞问道。<br />
你露出了丝丝微笑,对他说:“自从老公死后,我早有心理准备面对这一切。”<br />
“你真勇敢,大姐。谢谢你给了我这个勇气去面对死亡。” 牛小妞道。<br />
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终于到牛妈到counter登记了。<br />
坐在counter 旁的你,以很质疑地眼光看着牛妈。<br />
“有什么。。。不对劲吗,大爷。。。” 牛妈胆战心惊地问。<br />
“你确定你是牛吗?” 你从counter 位置占了起来,拉了拉牛妈的耳朵。<br />
牛妈机灵地转动眼睛,回答:“我。。。好像来错地方了。那我走了,抱歉。”<br />
“等等!” 你喊道,并抓着她的耳朵不放。“你到底是什么动物。”<br />
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不知为何,牛妈很突然地冒出一句:“我是马。” 说完牛妈马上用蹄敲自己的额头,责备自己给了那么一个荒唐的答案。<br />
“那你叫一声给我听。” 你指示。<br />
“死火。” 牛婆心想。牛婆很努力地回想起当年和马佬谈恋爱时,马佬所发出的声音。<br />
“快点快点。后面还有很多牛排队等着。” 你不耐烦地催牛妈。<br />
牛妈只好硬着头皮,发出了一声:“咦嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。"<br />
“嗯,的确是马叫声。” 你做出了这个结论。<br />
牛妈喜出望外,说:“因为我是马啊。那我走了。”<br />
“等等!” 你又叫住了牛妈。“马发出声音的时候不是应该把前脚提起来的吗?”<br />
“死火,忘记了。” 你又对自己说。<br />
“快点表演给我看。” 你很快地又下命令。<br />
牛妈只好尴尬又笨重地把前脚举起来,用很困惑地眼神看着你,发出了 “咦嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿” 的马叫声。<br />
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“啊,你果然是马。好了,你走吧。下次不要来错地方了。” 你不耐烦地打发牛妈走。<br />
牛妈无法相信自己竟然逃过了这关,便匆匆忙忙地离开了。“孩子,妈妈回来了!妈妈回来了!” 牛妈飞快地奔向“水牛之家” ,与牛仔团圆。<br />
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这时,轮到牛小妞到counter 登记了。<br />
你看了牛小妞,突然也困惑起来:“你。。。”<br />
牛小妞觉得牛妈的招数很管用,就很兴奋地公告自己的身份:“我孔雀!”<br />
“那你开屏给我看。” 你命令。<br />
“死火。” 牛小妞顿时发现自己撒谎也撒得有点离谱了。<br />
“为了逃命,事到如今也只好试一试了。” 自己内心旁白说完,就用后面的两只脚,像游蛙式那样地表演你想象中的开屏方式。<br />
“你当我傻的吗!你整副牛样,还敢骗我说你是孔雀!” 你很生气地喊道。 “来人,把她拖进宰杀场!”<br />
“不!!!” 牛小妞痛苦在呐喊之时,后脚还在拼命地“开屏”。<br />
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完Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-6313169751820498872013-11-08T19:27:00.000+08:002013-11-08T19:45:31.628+08:00《灯管的味道》<br />
自从隔壁家邻居芭珀告诉你们灯管的味道和香肠差不多,你和你妹就一心想要品尝一下客厅天花板下的灯管。<br />
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"哥,我怎么看,都觉得灯管不像香肠。不知道芭珀阿姨是不是耍我们。" 妹妹很疑惑地望着天花板。<br />
"虽然颜色不一样,可是形状是蛮相似的。" 你也朝着天花板打量了一下。"看来我们一定要吃吃看才知道他的味道。" 你接着说。<br />
"可是天花板很高,我们一定爬不上。不如我们叫妈妈一起来做这个实验吧!" 妹妹说。<br />
"不行啊!爸爸说过不能让妈妈靠近天花板的。你还记得两年前某个大扫除时,妈妈清理着风扇,就突然把其中两把扇翼啃掉了。听爸爸说,妈妈好像很喜欢吃扇翼。" 你很快地推翻了妹妹的建议。<br />
"难道我们要自己爬梯子上去吗?哥,我怕。。。" 妹妹很懊恼地说。<br />
"我先上去看看。" 说完便爬上去。你接着说:"哦对了,芭珀阿姨说一定要先开电,冷冰冰的灯管就不像香肠了。"<br />
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妹妹听了你的指示便去开电。灯管突然变很亮。<br />
"哇,感觉好好吃。。。" 妹妹眼睛突然为之一亮,口水直流。<br />
"那我先试试看咯。" 说完,便把舌头贴上灯管表面。<br />
"啊!烫!!!" 你大喊,就从梯子上滚了下来。<br />
"哥!" 妹妹马上冲向前去扶你。<br />
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"到底发生什么事,怎么那么吵!" 这时妈妈出来了。<br />
你望着妹妹,给了她一个"我们完蛋了"的表情。<br />
妈妈手插着腰,望了一下楼梯,又望一下你们,问:"难道。。。你们也喜欢吃风扇?"<br />
"没有。。。没有这回事。。。" 你急忙否认。<br />
妹妹担心挨骂,就一五一十全盘脱出。"隔壁阿姨说,亮着的灯管的味道跟香肠很像,所以我们我就想。。。吃吃看。"<br />
"什么!" 妈妈很生气地冲出屋外,对着隔壁家大喊:"死芭珀!叫我孩子吃通了电的灯管,你想是弄死他们是吗!"<br />
"妈,对不起!我们知道错了!" 你和妹妹马上跪下道歉。<br />
妈妈吐了口气,走到你们身边,说:"以后千万不要随便听信陌生人的话,因为这个世界上就是有恶毒的人存心想要害死你们的。"<br />
你们乖乖地点点头。<br />
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"好了。妹妹,去把灯管的电关了。" 妈妈说。随着,妈妈就爬上梯子,把灯管摘下来。<br />
她认真地看着你们俩,说:"你们要记得,通了电的灯管是不能吃的。这是很危险的行为!"<br />
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说完,就拿把扇子对着灯管扇了几分钟。过后便轻巧地把灯管拗了两半,分给你和妹妹。<br />
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"吃吧。" 妈妈温柔地说。你和妹妹小心地接过灯管,就放进嘴巴里咀嚼。<br />
你和妹妹突然撑大了眼睛,欢天喜地地大喊:"味道真的好像香肠呀!"<br />
妈妈微笑地看着你们,用手扫了扫你们的头。<br />
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傍晚时分,爸爸回来了。抬头一望,惊喊:"怎么灯管不见了!"<br />
妈妈解释说:"孩子好奇灯管的味道,所以我就拿了下来给他们吃。"<br />
爸爸再度望上天花板,大声问道: "那不见了的扇翼又是怎样一回事!"<br />
妈妈终于忍不住留下了眼泪,用手遮着嘴巴,哭着回应:"你为什么就不能体谅我一下!" 说完就从口中吐了几颗螺丝和小铁片,飞快地离开家里。<br />
"妈!" 你们叫着她,她却头也不会地往前跑。<br />
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你们家鸡犬不宁的这一幕,全程都被躲在角落旁的芭珀看见了。她望着天空,一边阴笑,一边啃着高级的水晶玻璃吊灯。<br />
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你在远处看到了一个小女孩拿着Hello Kitty 气球在公园里奔跑。</div>
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你一步一步走近小妹妹,点了点她的肩膀。小妹妹转头看着你。</div>
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"姐姐你要做什么。" 小妹妹问。</div>
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"Hello Kitty 很可爱吗。" 你反问。小妹妹点头。</div>
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"那我可爱吗?" 你再问。</div>
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小妹妹看了你,皱了一下眉头,转头就想走掉。</div>
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"你要去哪里。" 你拉着小妹妹的辫子。</div>
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"啊,很痛!" 小妹妹喊到。</div>
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"那你就回答我。"</div>
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你听了很开心。</div>
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"那我把头摘下来给你当气球好不好。" 说完就把双手围着自己的颈项,准备扭断。</div>
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"不需要不需要!" 小妹妹迫切想要逃走。</div>
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"Why。"</div>
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"因为我有Kitty 了。"</div>
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你马上抽出一把枪把气球击破。</div>
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"Kitty 死了。"<br />
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"妈,救我!" 小妹妹喊破喉咙,被吓得动弹不得。喊了半天,她妈妈始终没有出现。</div>
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"拿我的头去玩吧。" 说完就把头折断,交到小妹妹的手上。</div>
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"我不要!" 说完就丢下你的头,不小心踩了一下。</div>
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"哎哟,哎哟。" 你发出了古怪的声音。<br />
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小妹妹又踩多一下。</div>
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"哎哟,哎哟。"</div>
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"呵呵。姐姐你的头好好玩。" 小妹妹破涕为笑,然后一边狂笑,一边猛踩。</div>
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"这么可爱的头拿来踩,你觉得对吗!" 你忍不住生气了。</div>
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"可是很好玩。" 说完,小妹妹就一脚把你的头踢到了天边。<br />
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"哎哟!" 你的声音渐渐拉远。</div>
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"姐姐对不起,我弄不见你的头了。" 小妹妹很抱歉地对你的身体说。“我去找找看。”<br />
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正当小妹妹要去找寻你的头时,她娘亲终于出现。</div>
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"Baby, 不要随便跟无头人聊天。” 说完就拉着小妹妹的辫子,拖着她离开公园。</div>
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不久后,一辆垃圾车刚巧经过公园。</div>
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垃圾工人惊见无头的你,大喊:“Are you kidding me,怎么又是一具无头尸!”</div>
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当你想透过肢体向那位工人解释你只是头不见人并没有死的时候,他已经把你的身体回收了。</div>
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-22716499512611162732013-11-04T23:21:00.000+08:002013-11-04T23:47:12.379+08:00《心蒂回家了》<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: monospace;"></span><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">在公司同事之间,唯独心蒂和你是知心朋友。</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">某一天,你发现心蒂工作时一直闷闷不乐。</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"心蒂,你不舒服吗?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">心蒂愁眉苦脸地轻轻摇头。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"有心事要告诉我噢,不要别憋在心里。"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">心蒂听了这句话就开始流泪。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"你知道吗,我今天真的很辛苦。"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">你从她背后抱着他,亲吻了她的颈项。"我就知道你有心事,来吧,告诉姐姐。"</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"我很痛苦。"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"Why, tell me, why." 你边按摩着她的肩膀边问。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">心蒂突然站了起来。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"怎么,你不喜欢我的按摩吗?" 你对她突如其来的举动吓到了一下。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"不是这回事的!"说完就投进你的怀抱。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"我上到来公司后,发现很难呼吸,脚也很痛。"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"你生病了吗?" 你边关心地问,变抚摸着她的长发。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"没有。" 心蒂说完就跑到了玻璃门旁,突然用脚踢破了整片落地窗。碎片都从办公室11楼慢慢落下。</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">这个举动引来了其他同事的关注。</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"心蒂你在做什么!别乱来!" 你问道。你们的办公室在11楼,你很担心她会跳楼自杀。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">心蒂留着眼泪,望着你说:"我很累,因为我真的很努力才爬到这个位置。"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"我知道我知道你很努力!你冷静点!我相信老板知道你的办事能力的!" 你劝导。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"不是这样的!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"那到底是怎样!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">当你想要接近她时,她突然喊到:"别过来!你今天上到了这个位置,千万不要像我那么轻易地坠落下去 - 除非你是真心的要回家,要不然你又要从头爬上来,很辛苦的!"</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"回什么家?你不要跳下去啊!" 你提高声量。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">心蒂吸了一口气,冷静地说:"是的,我要回家。所以我现在就要跳楼。"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"I don't understand, why, tell me, why."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">心蒂望着窗外,然后侧脸转向你忧伤地说:"因为电梯坏了。" </span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">说完,就腾空轻轻从11楼坠了下去。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">"什么!" 你往后倒退几步。</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: monospace;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: monospace;">然而这时,所有同事都看着狼狈的你。</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: monospace;">“不好意思。。。我以为心蒂要</span></span><span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">跳楼自杀,原来他只是要跳楼回家。。。” </span><span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">你为你刚刚夸张的举动和所有同事鞠躬道歉。</span><br />
<span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: large;">他们瞪了你一眼,就各自回自己的工作岗位。</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">话说,那天过后,心蒂再也没有来上班了。</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">完</span></span>Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-36130170368877147052013-11-03T22:15:00.002+08:002013-12-03T14:28:17.568+08:00《手掌的家庭教育》<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"></span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">儿子屡劝不听,一直在住家门外玩大地雷公。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"够了!妈妈说不要玩,你还玩!" 你很生气地冲出家门对着儿子大喊。</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">儿子无视你的存在,继续往邻居家丢多一颗大地雷公。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"再玩!"</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">儿子丢多一颗,无辜地望着你。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"再玩!" 你声量提高。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">儿子又丢多一颗,无辜地望着你。</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">你忍无可忍,拿了一捆胶带冲向你儿子。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">你用胶带把一粒大地雷公粘在儿子手掌里。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"妈妈你要做什么。。。" 儿子问。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">你二话不说地点燃了大地雷公。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"啊!"儿子大喊,手掌炸成肉碎。</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"发生什么事!" 这时老公出来了。他很惊讶儿子的手被炸烂了。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">你老公对你脸甩了一巴掌。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"你疯啦!他是我们的儿子啊!"</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"谁叫他不听我话啊!"</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">老公不理会你,就蹲下来安慰儿子:"别哭,别哭。。。" 说完就拗断自己的手掌,接到儿子的手掌的位置。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"爸爸手掌给你,爸爸手掌给你。"</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">看到这一幕,你惊天霹雳。你抓了老公的肩膀狂甩。"老公!为什么折断自己的手掌!你要知道你的手掌是多么珍贵的啊!"</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"是你逼我的。" 他冷漠地回答。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"你没有手掌以后要怎样帮我按摩!没有按摩的日子,我要怎样才能活下去!" 你彻底崩溃。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">老公依然抱着孩子,不理你。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">你颤抖地摇晃头,就抓着自己的手掌,狠狠地一折,把自己的手掌也折断了。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"你拿去!" 说完就接上了老公原本手掌的位置。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"老婆,你。。。" 老公突然感动得泪流满面。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">你深情地望着他,用另外一直手抚摸老公的脸,认真地说:"我真的很需要你来按摩我。"</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">这时,你儿子很突然地冲到隔壁家。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">"Ah Boy, 你!去!哪!里~!" 你对着他背影大喊。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">突然隔壁传来一个女人的惨叫声。"啊!"</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">你儿子以蹒跚的脚步,慢慢回到了家门口。他手里,握着一只血淋淋的手掌。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">儿子把手掌装到你的手上,说:"妈妈,我错了。请你原谅我。我以后不玩炮就是了。"</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">你看着突然变得懂事的儿子,所有气都消了。</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">你抚摸着儿子的头,泪带微笑地说:"真是我的乖儿子。" 你转头望着老公说:“老公,一起过来抱抱。”</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">”好了,enough。 上房来帮我按摩了你们。快。” 说完马上转身进屋。</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">完</span>Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-47340313994841206782013-10-28T12:36:00.000+08:002013-10-28T13:20:23.988+08:00《 为女儿做个 iPad 》你女儿吵着要iPad。<br />
“妈妈负担不起啊。” 你告诉女儿,希望他能体谅你。<br />
“我不管! 我要iPad! 我要iPad!" 女儿很坚持地回答。<br />
你没有别的办法了,只好带女儿去一间手提电脑专卖店走走。<br />
“这里卖的全是手提电脑,没有卖iPad 啊。” 困惑的女儿问。<br />
你将双手轻轻地放在他肩膀上,温柔地微笑说:“要相信妈妈唷。”<br />
你转身,就对服务员说:“给我一架最便宜的netbook。”<br />
服务员拿出了一个盒子,问:“RM799 的,可以吗?”<br />
“是不是比iPad 便宜很多? ” 你又悄悄地问服务员。<br />
“便宜很多。我们还额外附送一个无线老鼠给你。” 他回答。<br />
“包起来!包起来!这架东西老。娘。买。了! ” 你突然大喊起来,所有顾客和服务员都被你突如其来的举动吓着了。<br />
女儿拉着你的衣袖, 问:“那真的是iPad 吗?”<br />
“放心宝贝,我们一回家就用魔术把它变iPad。” 你摸了摸女儿的头。“走吧,我们回家了!”<br />
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回到家后,你们迫不及待地打开了盒子。<br />
“这不是iPad。” 女儿不满地说。<br />
“所以你现在是不相信妈妈吗?” 你也不纳闷地问。女儿噘着嘴,什么也没有说。<br />
你打开了netbook, 就对女儿说:“来,把键盘的部分吃掉。”<br />
女儿把netbook 举起来啃,啃了5分钟,她的牙齿全都流血了,却什么都咬不断。<br />
“妈妈,键盘太硬了。”<br />
“把它敲碎吧。” 说完就不知从哪儿掏出了一个锤子,拼命地往键盘上面敲。敲碎了,你就对女儿说:“好了你可以吃了。”<br />
“都已经碎了,为什么还要吃?” 女儿问。<br />
“不要浪费食物。” 你冷漠地回应。“妈妈陪你一起吃。妈妈吃零件。”<br />
花了两个小时,你们终于把键盘吃完了。女儿看着剩下银幕很开心地在客厅里舞蹈:“我有iPad了!我有iPad了!”<br />
“开机看看怎么使用吧。” 你建议女儿。<br />
“可是。。。要怎么开?” 女儿问。<br />
“说要买iPad的是你,你现在却不会用?” 你露出了不耐烦的表情。“去找隔壁家的金鱼佬教你。他不是每天裸体面对什么电脑webcam的吗?感觉上他对高科技很了解。”<br />
女儿 “噢”了一声,便出门了。<br />
“等等,宝贝!” 你追到了门外。“你可能需要用到那只什么无线老鼠。” 说完,便把wireless mouse 交到她手上。<br />
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这时,一只老鹰从天而降,一下子就拐走了你女儿手中的 iPad。<br />
女儿吵着飞向天空的老鹰狂喊:“那不是老鼠,你这个笨蛋!把我的 iPad 还给我! ”<br />
老鹰看看爪上的iPad, 自言自语:“What? This is not an iPad? Oh crap.” 说完便把iPad 360 度摔向你和你女儿。<br />
很不巧的,高速旋转的iPad 准准飞向你,瞬间把你的颈项割断了。<br />
女儿狂喊:“啊!我的iPad!” 说完便马上把血淋淋的荧幕捡起来,抱着它狂哭。<br />
女儿泪汪汪地抱着荧幕,望着飞向太阳的老鹰,恨痒痒地说:“我不会原谅你的!” 说完,便奔向金鱼佬的住家。<br />
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你,就这样被遗弃在马路上。不久后,一辆刚巧经过你家的垃圾车,惊见马路上的一滩鲜血后大喊:“我们发现了一具尸体!”<br />
说完便你的无头尸体回收。<br />
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《完》Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-80885629944975690802013-10-07T23:18:00.001+08:002013-10-07T23:26:10.965+08:00《换眼球》你牵着你女儿的小手,站在一栋眼科医院楼前。<br />
“妈妈,妈妈,我的眼睛到底怎么了?” 你七岁大的女儿拉了拉你的手,一边皱眉头一边看着你。<br />
你微笑,扫了扫她的头,对他说:“我们来让你的眼睛变美美唷。”<br />
“难道我眼睛很丑吗?” 女儿失落地问。<br />
你从包包里,拿出了一面镜子,给了女儿。”你觉得呢?”<br />
女儿看了看镜子,对自己浑圆的黑眼球看了两下后,看着妈妈耸了耸肩膀。<br />
“宝贝,不会闪闪发亮的眼睛,就是丑。你的眼睛就是这样。” 说完,就把镜子从女儿手中抢过来并敲到她头上。<br />
“走吧,宝贝。” 说完就牵着头部正在留着血的女儿走向眼科医院大门。<br />
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来到了登记处,你发现所有身穿粉红色制服的护士都戴着太阳眼镜。<br />
你低下身子轻声地对女儿说:“你看你看,这些姐姐们就是因为眼睛跟你一样丑,才不敢露出双眼见病人。”<br />
脸上留着两行血的女儿听了后,认真地点了点头。<br />
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见到了医生, 你就迫切地爬到桌子上,向医生下跪:“求求你!让我女儿眼睛变得炯炯有神!”<br />
医生对你的行为感到很生气,便用力把整张桌子推翻。你从桌子上滚了下来。<br />
“太太你冷静!”<br />
整理好衣服后,你抱起女儿,把女儿的脸贴向医生。<br />
“求你救救这双丑眼。”<br />
“太太你。。。是希望女儿能够有双明亮的眼睛,是吗?”<br />
“对!”<br />
“那好吧。” 医生拍了桌子三声,一个戴着太阳眼镜的护士把一个小木盒送进诊疗室。<br />
你把孩子丢到一边,迫不及待地知道盒子里到底装了什么。<br />
医生打开盒子,便展示出一对闪闪发亮的玻璃弹珠。<br />
你的脸角上扬,不禁微笑,便对着弹珠舔了舔。<br />
“我们就用这两颗弹珠,让你女儿眼睛闪闪发亮吧。”<br />
“好啊!” 你拍手狂欢,握着女儿的双手,说:“宝贝,你眼睛要变美美咯~”<br />
“妈妈,妈妈,要把弹珠装进我的眼睛里吗?” 女儿问道。<br />
医生回答:“必须先眼珠挖出来,再嵌上弹珠。”<br />
女儿开始颤抖,狂摇头:“妈妈,我不要。。。我不要。。。”<br />
“没关系,不要怕! 有了新眼睛就可以美美了!”<br />
女儿转身要逃走,你拉着她的头发,把她拖到医生面前。<br />
医生又拍了拍桌子,另一个戴着太阳眼镜的护士拿了一箱工具进来。他打开了箱子,拿出了一个小钳子。<br />
“我不要我不要我不要!” 女儿哭喊着。<br />
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前后不到十分钟,眼珠更换结束了。<br />
女儿也哭累了。她眼睛紧紧闭着。<br />
“宝贝,宝贝。。。。” 你温柔地叫着她。“开一下眼睛给妈妈看看。。。”<br />
女儿慢慢张开眼睛,在灯光下,露出了闪闪发亮的弹珠眼睛。<br />
“太美了! 太美了!谢谢你啊医生!” 你激动地转身握着医生的手。医生只是微笑点头。<br />
这时女儿拉着你的衣角,说:“妈妈,可是我什么都看不见了。。。”<br />
“眼睛不是用来看东西的,最重要是让别人称赞好看。” 你突然很冷漠地问答。过后又热情地对医生说:“谢谢你啊,那我们走了!”<br />
说完,便拖着瞎了眼的女儿走出诊所。<br />
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这时,独自在诊所的医生又拍了拍桌子,另一名戴着太阳眼镜走到他身边。<br />
“这是你的酬劳。” 说完,就把你女儿留下的眼珠交给了那个护士。<br />
护士把太阳眼镜摘下,露出了一双玻璃弹珠嵌上的眼睛。她用颤抖的双手,满怀喜悦地伸手去迎接那对浑圆的黑眼球。<br />
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完。Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-39556994658555865272013-02-04T21:03:00.000+08:002013-02-04T21:18:10.729+08:00《钓蚯蚓》“我一定会钓到它。”<br />
这是你对自己的承诺。你带了鱼竿水桶来到了一个学校草场。<br />
找了一个合适的角落,你迫不及待地把鱼线抛出去草地。<br />
一群拉拉队妹妹看到古怪的你,便走向前问:“大叔,你在这里做什么?”<br />
你冷漠地回答:“钓蚯蚓。”<br />
拉拉队妹妹打量你一番,并看了彼此几眼,觉得你是个疯子,就无趣地走掉。<br />
其中一个妹妹却留下来,一直狂舔鱼竿的勾子,以挑逗式的微笑一直对你放电。<br />
你依旧很冷漠地问她:“你在做什么。”<br />
妹妹说:“我在等着上钩。” 然后自我抚摸自己狂笑。<br />
你不耐烦地回答:“你到底是谁。想怎样。”<br />
妹妹继续对你放电:“大叔,我叫盈崇呐~ 哈哈哈~~~” 就慢慢把钩子往自己的舌头上钩上。<br />
你回应:“我不要钓淫虫,只要蚯蚓。”, 便用力地拉扯鱼竿。妹妹的舌头直接分成两截,血流成河。<br />
妹妹跑到草场旁埋头痛哭。<br />
你把钩子上的血清洗干净后,第二次往草场上抛。<br />
由于另一位拉拉队妹妹离你很近,她的队友就大喊:“秋颖,不要站那么靠近那个怪叔叔!”<br />
“蚯蚓?” 你欣喜若狂,便把鱼竿瞄准那个妹妹。<br />
钩子直接钩进她的后脑勺,你兴奋且用力地收线。<br />
“啊~~~救命啊~~~~~” 秋颖就这样被鱼竿拖着走。<br />
“秋颖!!!” 拉拉队妹妹没有一个敢靠近你。<br />
当你看到秋颖时,你非常开心。“终于钓到你了,蚯蚓。”<br />
说完,便把她抱起放在你的右肩上。<br />
你露出了满足的微笑:“就用你做饵,去钓大白鲨吧~" 然后就笑着离开。<br />
”不!!!“ 秋颖恐惧地呐喊。<br />
你离开草场的时候,满口鲜血的盈崇突然抱着你的脚。<br />
你很无奈,踢也踢不开,就连匍匐在地的盈崇也一起拖走。<br />
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<br />Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-42832285866896735732013-01-04T23:29:00.000+08:002013-01-04T23:29:21.435+08:00《空房的尘螨》<br />
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“啊!”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">床螨们大喊,他们其中的一小部份不幸被压死了。</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">尘螨酋长见到他的子民死的死伤的伤,就失去理智地冲向窗口,对着太阳喊:“阿!!!惩罚我吧!!!!”</span><span lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">刹那间,他就被晒死了。</span></div>
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<span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">其他的</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;">尘螨</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;">们,对于蟑螂一步一步的逼近,也对你发出哀求的声音。“救命啊。。。”</span></div>
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Lo Kelweenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8801723564637015271.post-50992686268939992502011-11-01T15:29:00.002+08:002013-11-06T01:46:24.334+08:00《妈妈的垃圾天堂》因妈妈的仁慈,家里堆着的垃圾越来越多。有着老鼠蟑螂的陪伴,她忘了曾经有你这个女儿。<br />
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一天,你掀起了pizza delivery的盒子一看,发现蟑螂娘在产卵。</div>
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蟑螂娘发狠地大叫:“看什么看,没礼貌的孩子!”</div>
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你:“谁给你在这里生孩子的!”</div>
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蟑螂娘:“我在哪里生关你屁事? 你娘疼我们,我爱哪里就去哪里!”</div>
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你忍不住她的傲慢,一巴掌打在她的蛋上。</div>
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蟑螂娘惊慌,说:“你这个贱人!” 然后腾空飞起来,用锐利的脚狠狠在你脸上划了一刀。</div>
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你:“你!”</div>
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这回,妈妈捧着一只老鼠进来。</div>
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妈妈:“吵吵吵!每天吵吵吵,可以尊敬一下垃圾吗?来!全部给我向垃圾忏悔!”</div>
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老鼠,蟑螂和妈妈突然开始崩溃地拍地大哭。妈妈抱起一包已经生蛆的垃圾袋狂吻并向它道歉。</div>
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老鼠在后面一边哭,一边偷偷吃上个星期吃剩的厨余。</div>
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你:“你们!你们疯了!”</div>
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说完,就一开始把一包包的垃圾拿起,准备丢掉。</div>
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妈妈:“死丫头!你在做什么!”</div>
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你:“丢!垃!圾!”</div>
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妈妈望天大喊一声,尝试冷静地对你说:“你有问过垃圾是否愿意被你丢吗?”</div>
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你:“我为什么要问垃圾这种神经病的问题!” 说完,就把一袋袋垃圾丢出去。</div>
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老鼠和蟑螂大喊:“不!啊!”</div>
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妈妈已经没有力气了,只能坐下来,怒瞪着你,说:“垃圾,是不会原谅你的!”</div>
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你:“妈!你醒醒吧!” 然后狠狠地扫了妈妈一个耳光。</div>
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妈妈受惊吓,突然恍然:“女儿啊,我身边为什么这么多垃圾?”</div>
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你很惊奇,并开心地抱着妈妈,说:“妈,你终于醒了!太好了!”</div>
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妈妈还是不明白发生了什么事。</div>
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你转身,就对老鼠和蟑螂说:“这里已经没有你们的容身之地了,滚吧!”</div>
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可怜的老鼠和蟑螂大队结伴离开了他们的天堂。最可怜的是,蟑螂娘的蛋才刚刚下完,就被迫与子道别。最后她用着脚上的刺,割颈自杀。</div>
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你:“少来啦,你没有颈项!”</div>
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摊倒地上的蟑螂娘从装死状态站起来,瞪着你,再骂一句:“贱人。”,便无趣地擦泪离开。</div>
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你翻了个白眼,并对蟑螂娘吐了突舌头,便转回跟妈妈说:“太好了,我们终于能够开开心心地过日子了。”</div>
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妈妈还没有回过神,只是微微地捧着你的脸微笑。</div>
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你:“妈,那你好好休息吧。我先进书房了。”</div>
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妈妈轻轻点头。你走开后,妈妈马上奔向蟑螂娘留下的蛋,露出欣慰的表情。她亲吻着每一颗粘稠稠的蛋,并对他们说:“我会重建属于我们的新天堂!”</div>
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说完,手里就握着一把刀,望着走向书房的你。</div>
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